So I was browsing Reddit and came across a photo. A woman was being held hostage. She ordered a damn pizza and put the 911 help me stuff in the notes lol. Genius. Photo: Imagine the conversation: Woman : "Hey guys, I know we're right in the middle of something, but are you hungry? I'm starving. How about a pizza?" Bad guys: "yeah that actually sounds good right now. But no phone calls! And extra cheese!" Woman: "OK, no problem. I'll order online, and have it delivered! It'll be here quick!"